"The Chaffee Curse"

Growing up my father constantly reminded us boys of the "Chaffee Curse" The "curse" was why females found the Chaffee boys so very irresistible, and of course the only logical reason anyone can come up with as to why Alysen decided to mary me. Anyway, the "curse" has struck again. Alysen and I have become very aware of Wyatts interest in girls and the interest that they reciprocate to him. I do not remember realizing that girls exists until late in my elementary education, however Wyatt has taken notice in a very big way. We have had to have talks with him on a few occasions now about kissing. This was supposed to be years down the road for me, and the only explanation is the "Chaffee Curse"